Investing in the future of innovation
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
Who Are We
Just a bunch of cool cats hanging out. Nothing sexual.
There's something absolutely unhinged about vibing with the squad, whether you're sharing cursed memes or making questionable 3 AM decisions together. These chaotic moments are literally serotonin incarnate and create core memories that live rent-free in our heads. Science nerds say friendship makes our brains go brrr with happy chemicals, so basically every hangout is self-care if you think about it.
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Years of Experience
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Projects Completed
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Happy Clients
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Awards Won
About our board
Members
Penor McDingle-Fart
Founder
Woof woof. I view peeing in shoes as market research, and have accumulated a closet full of partially chewed wooden blocks.
Literally No One
Chief Technology Officer
I use my unverifiable background in blockchain absurdities to create groundbreaking innovations with invisible smart contracts and quantum-proof GIF mining.
A photo of a bird
Administrative Manager
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
Scientific Advisory Board
Members
Penor McDingle-Fart (no relation)
Smarty Pants
Cloud be a crack head that got hold of the wrong stuff.
DOG
VP Git Good Inc.
9 lives, 1 IEEE publication and 3 disappointed children who don't share my name.
Steve Harvey's Bird
Literally a Bird
I never met Bernie Mac but he seemed like a cool dude to hang out with.
